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[9:21pm, November 29th] |
And today I nurse my feelings of melancholy with bowl after bowl of Apple Jacks.
Except they're not even real Apple Jacks, they're store brand 'Apple Rounds' from Aldi or whatever.
I do enjoy, however, the accuracy of cereal description within the cereal titles:
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[5:21pm, November 24th] |
My first night back home I slept over my roommate's house.
lololol.
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[10:31pm, October 14th] |
Agyness Deyn Says:
this azn boy was hanging out in my room cause he's my friend and he'll like talk
about how he works out and nonchalantly stretch his muscles and stuff.
its kinda funny cause i'm pretty sure he's trying to impress me
and he frequently texts me wanting to know if i wanna hang out
un lapin noir says:
i hate when boys do such things to me and i'm like....
....
Agyness Deyn says:
he's lucky he's asian or i might find it a lot more stupid/annoying when he's trying to be
impressive.
i mean, being asian is impressive enough as it is, but if he were white i'd tell him to gtfo
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[1:22pm, October 2nd] |
Last night Meg, Matt, Renato, Katherine, Natalie, Tom, Eddie and I piled into Matt's car and went to Tybee around 9 and went swimming at the beach which was surprisingly really nice, the water was warm and the moon was glistening and the stars shone like sequins on a drag queen's dress.
The seating arrangements were pretty uncomfortable, Matt drove as it was his car, one person in the passenger's seat, 4 on the back seat, one sitting on the floor behind passenger's seat, and one laid across the 4... that one was me simply because I weighed the least.
Then we went to IHOP around midnight, but this time Natalie rode in the trunk so I didn't have to lay across anyone.
When we were paying, Matt put Renato in a sleeper hold and Renato was out for a moment and then was like what happened, the waitress was freaked out and laughing. Teeheee.
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[4:01pm, October 1st] |
Last night, Andrew literally dragged me out of bed and my room to play freeze tag. I spent two hours playing in the courtyard and basement. At one point I got frozen right outside of someone's dorm who had their door open so it was a little awkward but I talked to them a little.
When it was over Andrew & Jack were like let's get smoothies and I was like I didn't bring my card and Jack's like I'll get it for you so I got a smoothie courtesy of Jack. MmmMmmm.
A night well spent.
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[5:52pm, September 19th] |
The other day while walking back into the cafeteria, I dropped my glass. And it shattered. And everyone heard and looked.
And thank goodness Beau was there to start clapping.
Which in turn caused everyone else to clap.
Fuckkkkk
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[12:08am, September 14th] |
There was a hypnotist show tonight at the savannah civic center.
Have YOU ever seen someone give an apple CPR?
I can now truthfully say I have.
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[11:49pm, September 11th] |
I heard a little boy in the store tonight being asked by his mother "Do you like anyone at school?" to which he replied "Yes, but she doesn't like me."
It's okay, little boy, I bet she still believes in cooties so don't waste your time on her anyways.
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[2:42pm, September 9th] |
Yesterday morning, I awoke at 5 am and asked myself "Wait, my bike isn't in the car, is it?"
And then relayed this question to my mother, who too had forgotten about my bicycle. So, we relucantly put down the middle seat in the van (way back seats already removed, I think I've overpacked) to make room.
After driving about 10 hours or so to get to my aunt's in North Carolina, I never want to touch a steering wheel again. Thankfully my monobrowed father will be flying to North Carolina tomorrow to join our brigade for SCAD, and, if he doesn't forget, should also be bringing some clothes I left in my clothes hamper, which, among other items, include my favorite shirt and jeans :'(
I remember my good chum Neil telling me that when I go through Fredericksburg VA to wave when I go by exit 126 (where he lives), so I took the opportunity to get some dinner as well, and upon telling him where I was he called me and gave me directions to his favorite Carl's Ice Cream, where I had a banging strawberry milkshake. Feels good man.
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[1:21pm, September 6th] |
Yesterday, in the far off lands of West Farms Mall, Dee and myself ventured to return some too-big gauges I had purchased earlier in the week and find new ones. The journey was a success, and I grew a mustache of the finest silver in all the land.
- please note, we do not frequently visit this shop of atrocities and unfashionable hoo-ha -
Our travels were a success, followed by a mighty feast at the Garden of Olives. Then, we decided to seek out Burlington Falls, and since neither of us knew where it really was, we asked a kindly stranger, Gary Joseph Lapointe Jr, at his humble abode for directions, and bade my love to his massive feline Fluffy Mary Jane Lapointe.
After finding nothing that interesting at the falls, we sat around at Dee's home for a while, then decided to go to Simsbury Commons, where we got some tea and coffee, and then after more wondering what to do headed to the Shoppes and discovered Wall-E was playing in the parking lot on this big inflated screen, and it just started so we sat down with everyone else to watch. This was extremely convenient. When that was finished, it came to our attention a fellow adventurer, Alex, would soon be leaving his (and Dee's) workplace, so, like the creepers we are, we went there and waited outside his vehicle. Then we talked for a bit and all drove home. The end.
A day well spent, I think.
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[10:27pm, August 20th] |
I spent $15 on scrap book rhinestones at the craft store because I am too cheap for Swarovski and too lazy to glue them individually.
What is becoming of my life?
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[11:00pm, August 19th] |
Yesterday, I went the whole day without realizing I had my underwear on backwards.
:)
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[10:11pm, August 17th] |
Shameful Forever21 story from Friday.
I was trying on a dress that I thought was rather cute, it was a little snug getting on over my non-existant tits (couldn't step into it, no zipper/buttons etc).
When I went to take it off, it was a miserable struggle. I tried to wriggle out of it pulling it over my head, then tried to tug it off over my hips, and with no success, I then got really frusturated and feared having to go out of the dressing room and telling the attendant in front of everyone "I am stuck in this dress help me ;_;"
Not wanting to embarass myself, I decided fuck this dress and yanked it over my hips, heard a few threads snap, but alas I was free. I then exited the dressing room and smoothly put it on the rack of clothes to be returned to their like-garments, as if I hadn't been stuck in it and panicking moments before.
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